Welcome to the Sarah Jane Smith Drinking Game, the game that does the practically impossible, and makes watching Sarah Jane Smith even more fun!
'How do you play it?' - I hear you cry. Well, you just need to follow this simple recipe:

Ingredients:

* Two, three, four or more Sarah Jane fans
* Sufficient amounts of your alcoholic beverage of choice. Or if you don'€™t drink or aren't old enough, this also works well with those suspiciously-coloured soft drinks, or sweets with lots of E-numbers in.
* A television, with a DVD player, VHS player or similar
* Lots of episodes of Doctor Who featuring Sarah Jane Smith

Instructions:

* Assemble the aforementioned in one room
* Make sure everyone has a full glass of whatever you'€™re drinking
* Press Play
* Follow these simple bullet points...

Take one sip of your drink if:

* Sarah cries '€˜Doctor!'€™
* Sarah rescues the Doctor
* The Doctor rescues Sarah
* Sarah rescues somebody else
* Sarah is rendered unconscious
* Sarah is trapped somewhere
* Sarah changes her outfit
* Sarah makes a humorous comment in the face of danger or death
* Sarah eats something
* Somebody calls her '€˜Miss Smith'€™
* She escapes from somebody or something
* She screams
* She notices something that the Doctor doesn'€™t
* The Doctor introduces Sarah as his '€˜assistant'€™ or '€˜companion'€™
* She'€™s on something high (a cliff, scaffolding, whatever)
* She sneaks, or strolls nonchalantly, into somewhere she isn'€™t supposed to be
* Sarah comes up with a plan
* The Doctor ignores her when she has something important to say
* She sticks out her tongue
* Sarah teases the Doctor
* The Doctor tells Sarah to stay put and she doesn't
* Sarah tends to somebody who'€™s been wounded
* She thinks the Doctor is dead

Take two sips of your drink if:

* She falls over
* She nearly (or actually) falls down a cliff/chasm
* She wears all white
* She holds a gun
* She gets injured somehow
* She locks or unlocks the TARDIS
* The Doctor refers to Sarah as his '€˜best friend'€™
* There'€™s a reference to Sarah being a journalist
* Someone refers to Sarah as '€˜Earth Female'€™ '€˜Human Female'€™ or similar
* Sarah can'€™t breathe
* Sarah is hypnotised or possessed
* She says '€˜Eh?'€™
* The bad guys compliment Sarah
* Somebody wants to experiment on her
* Somebody mentions Croydon
* Harry calls Sarah '€˜old girl'€™ or '€˜old thing'€™
* Someone threatens Sarah to coerce the Doctor
* Sarah laughs
* Sarah tells Harry off
* The Doctor tries to take Sarah somewhere nice
* Sarah is attacked by a clearly inanimate object
* Sarah is exposed to a disease
* Sarah drives a vehicle
* Sarah talks on the phone

Down your entire drink and refill if:

* She wears an item of the Doctor'€™s clothing
* She gets tied or chained up
* The Doctor tells Sarah to stay put and she does
* Sarah is going to be sacrificed
* She wears the yellow mac
* Sarah kills something

Notes:

* The aim of the game is to get steadily more drunk/hyperactive and generally to have a wonderful time. So don't stress too much about 'Was that high enough to count?' or 'Was that clearly inanimate?'. Just have fun!
* Do try and be a bit sensible. "Doctor Who Fansite Leads To Stomach Pump Fiasco" is not a headline we want to read. It's not dishonourable to sit a round or two out. And anyway, if you drink yourself into unconsciousness you'll miss all the Sarah goodness...
* If you try this, we want to know! EMAIL US and let us know how it was for you!