The Sarah Jane Smith Drinking Game
Welcome to the Sarah Jane Smith Drinking Game, the game that does the practically impossible, and makes watching Sarah Jane Smith even more fun!'How do you play it?' - I hear you cry. Well, you just need to follow this simple recipe:
Ingredients:
• Two, three, four or more Sarah Jane fans
• Sufficient amounts of your alcoholic beverage of choice. Or if you don’t drink or aren't old enough, this also works well with those suspiciously-coloured soft drinks, or sweets with lots of E-numbers in.
• A television, with a DVD player, VHS player or similar
• Lots of episodes of Doctor Who featuring Sarah Jane Smith
Instructions:
• Assemble the aforementioned in one room
• Make sure everyone has a full glass of whatever you’re drinking
• Press Play
• Follow these simple bullet points...
Take one sip of your drink if:
• Sarah cries ‘Doctor!’
• Sarah rescues the Doctor
• The Doctor rescues Sarah
• Sarah rescues somebody else
• Sarah is rendered unconscious
• Sarah is trapped somewhere
• Sarah changes her outfit
• Sarah makes a humorous comment in the face of danger or death
• Sarah eats something
• Somebody calls her ‘Miss Smith’
• She escapes from somebody or something
• She screams
• She notices something that the Doctor doesn’t
• The Doctor introduces Sarah as his ‘assistant’ or ‘companion’
• She’s on something high (a cliff, scaffolding, whatever)
• She sneaks, or strolls nonchalantly, into somewhere she isn’t supposed to be
• Sarah comes up with a plan
• The Doctor ignores her when she has something important to say
• She sticks out her tongue
• Sarah teases the Doctor
• The Doctor tells Sarah to stay put and she doesn't
• Sarah tends to somebody who’s been wounded
• She thinks the Doctor is dead
Take two sips of your drink if:
• She falls over
• She nearly (or actually) falls down a cliff/chasm
• She wears all white
• She holds a gun
• She gets injured somehow
• She locks or unlocks the TARDIS
• The Doctor refers to Sarah as his ‘best friend’
• There’s a reference to Sarah being a journalist
• Someone refers to Sarah as ‘Earth Female’ ‘Human Female’ or similar
• Sarah can’t breathe
• Sarah is hypnotised or possessed
• She says ‘Eh?’
• The bad guys compliment Sarah
• Somebody wants to experiment on her
• Somebody mentions Croydon
• Harry calls Sarah ‘old girl’ or ‘old thing’
• Someone threatens Sarah to coerce the Doctor
• Sarah laughs
• Sarah tells Harry off
• The Doctor tries to take Sarah somewhere nice
• Sarah is attacked by a clearly inanimate object
• Sarah is exposed to a disease
• Sarah drives a vehicle
• Sarah talks on the phone
Down your entire drink and refill if:
• She wears an item of the Doctor’s clothing
• She gets tied or chained up
• The Doctor tells Sarah to stay put and she does
• Sarah is going to be sacrificed
• She wears the yellow mac
• Sarah kills something
Notes:
• The aim of the game is to get steadily more drunk/hyperactive and generally to have a wonderful time. So don't stress too much about 'Was that high enough to count?' or 'Was that clearly inanimate?'. Just have fun!
• Do try and be a bit sensible. "Doctor Who Fansite Leads To Stomach Pump Fiasco" is not a headline we want to read. It's not dishonourable to sit a round or two out. And anyway, if you drink yourself into unconsciousness you'll miss all the Sarah goodness...
• If you try this, we want to know! EMAIL US and let us know how it was for you!
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