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Welcome to the Sarah Jane Smith Drinking Game, the game that does the practically impossible, and makes watching Sarah Jane Smith even more fun! 'How do you play it?' - I hear you cry. Well, you just need to follow this simple recipe: Ingredients: * Two, three, four or more Sarah Jane fans * Sufficient amounts of your alcoholic beverage of choice. Or if you don't drink or aren't old enough, this also works well with those suspiciously-coloured soft drinks, or sweets with lots of E-numbers in. * A television, with a DVD player, VHS player or similar * Lots of episodes of Doctor Who featuring Sarah Jane Smith Instructions: * Assemble the aforementioned in one room * Make sure everyone has a full glass of whatever you're drinking * Press Play * Follow these simple bullet points... Take one sip of your drink if: * Sarah cries 'Doctor!' * Sarah rescues the Doctor * The Doctor rescues Sarah * Sarah rescues somebody else * Sarah is rendered unconscious * Sarah is trapped somewhere * Sarah changes her outfit * Sarah makes a humorous comment in the face of danger or death * Sarah eats something * Somebody calls her 'Miss Smith' * She escapes from somebody or something * She screams * She notices something that the Doctor doesn't * The Doctor introduces Sarah as his 'assistant' or 'companion' * She's on something high (a cliff, scaffolding, whatever) * She sneaks, or strolls nonchalantly, into somewhere she isn't supposed to be * Sarah comes up with a plan * The Doctor ignores her when she has something important to say * She sticks out her tongue * Sarah teases the Doctor * The Doctor tells Sarah to stay put and she doesn't * Sarah tends to somebody who's been wounded * She thinks the Doctor is dead Take two sips of your drink if: * She falls over * She nearly (or actually) falls down a cliff/chasm * She wears all white * She holds a gun * She gets injured somehow * She locks or unlocks the TARDIS * The Doctor refers to Sarah as his 'best friend' * There's a reference to Sarah being a journalist * Someone refers to Sarah as 'Earth Female' 'Human Female' or similar * Sarah can't breathe * Sarah is hypnotised or possessed * She says 'Eh?' * The bad guys compliment Sarah * Somebody wants to experiment on her * Somebody mentions Croydon * Harry calls Sarah 'old girl' or 'old thing' * Someone threatens Sarah to coerce the Doctor * Sarah laughs * Sarah tells Harry off * The Doctor tries to take Sarah somewhere nice * Sarah is attacked by a clearly inanimate object * Sarah is exposed to a disease * Sarah drives a vehicle * Sarah talks on the phone Down your entire drink and refill if: * She wears an item of the Doctor's clothing * She gets tied or chained up * The Doctor tells Sarah to stay put and she does * Sarah is going to be sacrificed * She wears the yellow mac * Sarah kills something Notes: * The aim of the game is to get steadily more drunk/hyperactive and generally to have a wonderful time. So don't stress too much about 'Was that high enough to count?' or 'Was that clearly inanimate?'. Just have fun! * Do try and be a bit sensible. "Doctor Who Fansite Leads To Stomach Pump Fiasco" is not a headline we want to read. It's not dishonourable to sit a round or two out. And anyway, if you drink yourself into unconsciousness you'll miss all the Sarah goodness... * If you try this, we want to know! EMAIL US and let us know how it was for you! |