Sarahscopes
Yes, through a complex and painstaking system of drawing up charts and observing the heavens, we are now able to tell you, exclusively, which SJ-related character you are most similar to, based on your date of birth. These conclusions have been verified by expert scientists and are proven to be 9.9% accurate!
Note: Please don't be sad or send us angry emails if you don't like your sign - it's just for fun, folks!
SARAH JANE
March 21st – April 19th
Those born under the sign of Sarah are ambitious, determined and resourceful. Although they find trust difficult and so form few close friendships, they are incredibly loving and dedicated to the friends they do have.
Sarah people tend towards sarcasm and moodiness, and can also be sneaky and duplicitous when the situation requires it. But life with a Sarah will never be dull, because their deadpan humour and knack for finding adventure fill every day with excitement.
THE BRIGADIER
April 20th – May 20th
Brigadier people are reliable, steadfast, quick-thinking and able to take action when it is needed. They are calm under pressure and make excellent leaders.
Sometimes these people can be old-fashioned, and find it hard to learn to adapt to new situations, still trying to solve problems in ways that are no longer useful.
This hardly matters though, because their extreme loyalty to what they know is right and their deep affection for their friends will always see them through.
K9
May 21st – June 20th
Those born under the sign of K9 are organised, knowledgeable and helpful. They will defend their friends in any situation and are always happy to make themselves useful. K9 people are generally very clever, and consequently are often smug and superior, and can be impatient and demanding.
Mostly, though, they are the perfect best friend – loyal, affectionate, and always with something interesting to talk about.
NAT
June 21st – July 22nd
People born under the sign of Natalie are extremely clever and inventive, and are always eager to learn new things. They require constant stimulation and excitement, and so enjoy exotic travel, and any activity with a hint of danger or illegality.
People with this sign can have short attention spans. They can also be over-sensitive at times and quick to anger.
Natalie people are very giving, and they are always keen to share whatever they have with their friends, be it good fortune, knowledge or ideas.
CHRISSIE
July 23rd – August 22nd
People born under the sign of Chrissie live life to the full - they take every opportunity that comes their was and make the most of it. There's never a dull moment with a Chrissie around.
They do, however, have a tendency to be thoughtless and self-centred, and are not above indulging in a bit of malicious gossip.
This is tempered by the strong love they have for their families – even when appearances might seem to suggest otherwise, nothing is more important to them.
LUKE
August 23rd – September 22nd
Those born under the sign of Luke are very intelligent and brave, and have an ability to see things in a way other people cannot.
However, they can lack common sense and don't always think things through before doing them, which can lead them into bad situations. They are very eager to please and try hard at everything they do, which can sometimes lead to heartache, but ultimately endears people to them.
ALAN
September 23rd – October 22nd
People with this sign are generally easy-going, sensible and make friends easily, partly because of their fantastic sense of humour.
However, they can often be disorganised, find it hard to accept new ideas at first and may have a tendency to be secretive and mysterious.
On the whole, though, they are very good people to have around in a crisis and always know what to say to cheer people up.
DOCTOR
October 23rd – November 21st
Those born under the sign of the Doctor are vastly intelligent, heroic, and filled with a desire to help people in every situation. They make friends easily and love company.
They may also, though, be capricious, thoughtless, hubristic, prone to snappiness and moods, and convinced that the universe revolves around them.
But in the main, Doctor people are kind, generous, and their enthusiasm for life in all of its forms means that they treat every day as an adventure.
HARRY
November 22nd – December 21st
People born under this sign are usually highly intelligent, disciplined and very adaptable. They use their initiative and keep a cool head in a crisis.
However they can be old-fashioned and find it hard to change their views, which means that they are often involved in arguments and frequently offend people without intending to. In spite of this, they are always very kind and lovable when you get to know them.
CLYDE
December 22nd – January 19th
Clyde people are very adaptable, inquisitive and quick-thinking. They are good at recognising patterns and figuring things out.
People born under this sign can sometimes be too quick to make judgements, and are very concerned about what others think of them. They can be thoughtless about the feelings of others.
However, they are quick to admit when they have made a mistake, and once you get to know them they are firm, loyal friends.
JOSH
January 20th – February 18th
Josh people are great company, loyal friends, and brave and selfless in the face of danger. Their puppy-like enthusiasm, while occasionally annoying, is generally endearing and entertaining.
People born under the sign of Josh can be aimless and lazy, and often find a lie easier to tell than an uncomfortable truth. Despite this, there is no malice in Josh people, and they are more likely to lie to protect a friend's feelings than for personal gain, as their friends are more important to them than anything.
MARIA
February 19th – March 20th
People born under the sign of Maria are inquisitive and adventurous, but this is tempered by their sensible, thoughtful side. Maria people can be relied on to take the most prudent action in any situation.
The inquisitiveness of Maria people can turn into nosiness or recklessness, which can get them into trouble. They can also be easily upset. However, they are easily cheered up too, and never bear grudges against people who have hurt their feelings.
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