Story: The TAO Connection '€“ Sarah Jane Smith Audio Adventures, Episode 2

Synopsis: Sarah and Josh visit Yorkshire to investigate the death of a young homeless man

Sarah Moments:

* Sarah invites Josh over as an excuse to have him do her grocery shopping
* She persuades Nat to find out what the police are hiding about Toby Davenport
* Sarah corrects Nat'€™s grammar
* She has an Administrator of Intelligence of C19 at her beck and call
* She meets Claudia in secret, and is put on to the trail of Will Butley
* Sarah and Josh go to visit Butley at his country home in the Yorkshire Dales, but they can'€™t get into the exclusive clinic because their names aren'€™t on the list
* Sarah talks on her mobile while driving!
* Sarah and Josh meet a very well-preserved Taoist monk
* Sarah sneaks into the clinic as a cleaner, called Daisy Grigson -€“ with an accent!!
* Sarah persuades Josh to investigate the locked wing
* Sarah kisses Josh!
* Sarah sneaks into the locked wing, but has to hide under a bed when Nurse Jephson shows up
* Sarah works out that The Essence is made of people'€™s blood
* Sarah and Josh spy on the clinic at night and see a stretcher being smuggled out -€“ they follow the ambulance
* Sarah uses her knowledge of pressure points to knock out Nurse Jephson so that she can steal her clothes
* They sneak into Butley'€™s room and search it
* They talk to Butley, and Sarah has figured out his secret
* Sarah refuses to give Butley his draught

Capture, Rescue and Mortal Peril:

* Sarah goes to rescue Josh from the creepy ward, dresses him and hides him in the potting shed to recover
* She manages to get the still-spaced-out Josh over the wall and into the car in the nick of time
* Sarah uses Venusian Aikido to get Josh out of a fight with the security guard

Quotes:

* '€˜Yeah, I'€™m sure Nat would help. Might be a snadge illegal, of course...'€™ - Sarah shows a deplorable lack of respect for the law. And also, what the heck is a snadge?
* '€˜Hack into the Met? For God'€™s sake, why?'€™ '€˜A:€“ because you'€™re the loveliest Natalie in the wide, wide world, and B:€“ I'€™d be forever in your debt. And C:€“ because Josh said you'€™d never be able to do it.'€™ - Nat and Sarah
* '€˜Less sugar lumps, thanks, Josh.'€™ '€˜Fewer.'€™ '€˜Eh?'€™ '€˜Fewer sugar lumps. Less sugar is correct, but it should be fewer sugar lumps... Education - wasted on today'€™s youth.'€™ '€˜Thank you, Mother Pedant. Fewer sugar lumps, Joshua, if you please!'€™ - Nat, and Sarah, who, like all the coolest people, is a stickler for correct English
* '€˜Oh, damn! Kiss me!'€™ '€˜You what?'€™ '€˜Kiss me!'€™ - Sarah and Josh, pretending to be up to a different kind of no good than the no good they're actually up to...
* '€˜How am I going to tell Ellie he'€™s dead?'€™ '€˜You'€™ll get used to it '€“ I did.'€™ '€˜You know, you'€™re weird.'€™ '€˜Well, there'€™s a compliment.'€™ '€˜No... I mean... you obviously care, and yet you seem somehow... detached.'€™ '€˜Mmm... I probably picked it up from somebody I once knew... And if you'€™d seen some of the things I'€™ve seen...'€™ - Josh and Sarah
* '€˜Right, come down, get back in! Come on, chop chop!'€™ '€˜All right, all right '€“ what do you think I am, a flipping monkey? Are you an older sister?'€™ '€˜Only child, why?'€™ '€˜Bloody boss-cat!'€™ - Sarah and Josh
* '€˜And they just let you walk, no charge? I mean, how guilty can you get? Assault, battery, GBH too, I shouldn'€™t wonder!'€™ '€˜Yeah, but just as they were about to haul us in, bingo, we were told we were free! Probably due to a nice lady I know in intelligence...'€™ - Nat and Sarah

The Panel Said...

Sarah Watch:

Sarah_JaneSmith: I'm a bit annoyed that Elisabeth Sladen cant do a better yorkshire accent, being the northern lass that she is! She's good in this one, proper little investigator! 5/10
Llin: She sneaks around, kisses Josh and kicks ass! 8/10
paranoidangel: She's the one with the plan. And the backup plan for when it all goes wrong. 8/10

Story Watch:

Sarah_JaneSmith: Very creepy, but i'm sure i've seen this plot on tv before. 5/10
Llin: I love this one! It's fun, and Josh and Nat are great! 8/10
paranoidangel: I'm not at all convinced by any of the actual plot. And I was quite happy for the old man to die, he annoyed me something chronic. 4/10